Margarita and the salty seamen
Tastes like beauty and a little salty
Soft Drinks for Hard Notions. ✺
We took all the fun of a beach day, mixed it with just the right amount of cheek, and bottled it up. Virgin Cocks™ is here to quench your thirst and your sense of humor.
Pick Your Flavor, Stud. ✺
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First Time on The Beach
Sweet, juicy and a little bit shy!
Bouncy Melons
Fresh, playful and tasty
Lemon Squirter
Feels like being sprayed with tasty fluids
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Caps, tees and trinkets for the proudest flock on the beach.
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